Sunday, January 31, 2010
Puck Fix
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Affordable Dental Solution
If I sit with my mouth open, flies attracted by the odor of rot will lay eggs in my teeth, and when the maggots hatch, they will nibble out my cavities painlessly with their tiny mandibles, and when they are done, I will shut my mouth and swallow, seeing as how they are made entirely of my own teeth, and seeing as how I don't like flies.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
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